Inappropriate Contact Cleanser - Hand Soap
Some touching should have stayed theoretical.
There are moments when curiosity exceeds judgment. This is for afterward.
Inappropriate Contact Cleanser is a gentle, hydrating hand wash formulated to remove evidence of enthusiasm and poor surface selection. Enriched with moisturizing ingredients, it cleans thoroughly without stripping skin of comfort—or plausible deniability.
Subtly fragranced to suggest restraint.
Indicated for:
• Unplanned proximity
• Overconfidence
• Situations that escalated
How to Use
Apply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse off.
Reflection is optional. Soap is not.
Hydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type),
Ingredients: Betaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Betaine, Berry extract Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Citric Acid, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Parfum, Benzyl Alcohol, Vaccinium Myrtillus (Blueberry) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Chloride, Limonene➁, Citronellol➁, Citral➁, Benzyl Salicylate➁, Geraniol➁, Linalool➁ ➀ Ingredients from organic farming ➁ From natural essential oils
Some touching should have stayed theoretical.
There are moments when curiosity exceeds judgment. This is for afterward.
Inappropriate Contact Cleanser is a gentle, hydrating hand wash formulated to remove evidence of enthusiasm and poor surface selection. Enriched with moisturizing ingredients, it cleans thoroughly without stripping skin of comfort—or plausible deniability.
Subtly fragranced to suggest restraint.
Indicated for:
• Unplanned proximity
• Overconfidence
• Situations that escalated
How to Use
Apply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse off.
Reflection is optional. Soap is not.
Hydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type),
Ingredients: Betaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Betaine, Berry extract Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Citric Acid, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Parfum, Benzyl Alcohol, Vaccinium Myrtillus (Blueberry) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Chloride, Limonene➁, Citronellol➁, Citral➁, Benzyl Salicylate➁, Geraniol➁, Linalool➁ ➀ Ingredients from organic farming ➁ From natural essential oils
Our products are made fresh to order — because greatness (and mild chaos) can’t be rushed. Once you place your order, our highly trained team of ingredient wranglers springs into action.
First, someone must politely negotiate with the Soybean Council for premium wax, while another ventures into the Wild Fragrance Fields to harvest only the most suspiciously delightful scents. Meanwhile, our soap specialists carefully coax moisturizing ingredients out of hiding with reassuring compliments and tiny lab coats.
This delicate expedition usually takes up to 3 business days for processing before your goods are boxed and sent on their heroic journey to you. Shipping speed after that depends on the method you choose at checkout — from “respectably prompt” to “why is the delivery driver already at my door?”