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WHAT DID YOU TOUCH ?!
Some situations require more than water.
Others require not thinking about it afterward.
Our Hand Wash products are designed for moments involving questionable surfaces, unfamiliar textures, and decisions you would prefer not to relive. Each formula cleans effectively while remaining gentle on skin, because your hands have already been through enough.
Formulated to remove residue, uncertainty, and a reasonable amount of regret.
Use once. Use twice. Use until you feel comfortable touching things again.
Recommended for:
• Public spaces
• Shared environments
• Human interaction
This category exists for a reason.
Some situations require more than water.
Others require not thinking about it afterward.
Our Hand Wash products are designed for moments involving questionable surfaces, unfamiliar textures, and decisions you would prefer not to relive. Each formula cleans effectively while remaining gentle on skin, because your hands have already been through enough.
Formulated to remove residue, uncertainty, and a reasonable amount of regret.
Use once. Use twice. Use until you feel comfortable touching things again.
Recommended for:
• Public spaces
• Shared environments
•...
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We forgive you. The soap does not forget. Mistakes were made. This product exists so we can all move on. Bathroom Hands Amnesty Soap is a gentle, hydrating body wash designed to cleanse hands and skin without stripping away moisture—or dignity. Infused with...Regular price $24.99Regular priceUnit price per
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What Did I Touch?! Soap Removes sins, fingerprints, and shame. At some point, contact was made. Details are unclear. Soap is required. What Did I Touch?! Soap is a gentle, hydrating hand wash formulated for moments involving unknown surfaces, unexpected textures, and...Regular price $24.99Regular priceUnit price per
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You made it out. Barely. Not all bathrooms are created equal. Some experiences require documentation. This one requires soap. Post-Toilet Survival Cleanser is a gentle, hydrating hand wash formulated for recovery after situations best left unexamined. Powered by Hydrating Betaine, it smooths...Regular price $24.99Regular priceUnit price per
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Eliminates things you don’t remember touching. Some substances cannot be identified. Others should not be revisited. Questionable Residue Remover is a gentle, hydrating hand wash designed for moments when soap was not optional. Formulated with Hydrating Betaine, it cleans thoroughly while helping hands...Regular price $24.99Regular priceUnit price per
