We take cleanliness seriously. Emotionally, if not spiritually.

Personal care is more than a routine.
It’s a recovery process.

At Questionable Hygiene, our mission is simple: help people feel better about what just happened—without making things worse for their skin, their conscience, or the planet that witnessed it.

We believe products should be effective, responsibly made, and free from anything that might make a bad situation legally worse.

Why We Care

The personal care industry can be… flexible with standards. Some companies cut corners, stretch definitions, and add ingredients that sound like rejected chemistry experiments—all to save money or extend shelf life.

We prefer a different approach:
Clean formulas. Clear labels. No suspicious behavior.

If it goes on your skin, you should know what it is. If you can’t pronounce it, we should be able to.

Our Officially Unofficial Standard

We created the Questionable Hygiene Compliance Protocol — a strict, no-nonsense set of rules every product must follow before it earns the right to clean up your decisions.

Our Commitments

Cruelty-Free
No animals harmed. No animals concerned. No animals involved.

Vegan Formulas
No animal-derived ingredients (except ethically sourced beeswax when required for texture, stability, or emotional support).

Planet-Respectful Production
We try not to ruin the Earth while fixing your hands.

Responsible Sourcing
Ingredients are chosen thoughtfully, not impulsively—unlike certain life choices.

Biodiversity Friendly
We support ecosystems. We do not support mysterious sludge.

What You Will Never Find Inside

We maintain a strict Ingredient No-Fly List because your skin has already been through enough.

We refuse to use:

• Carcinogens

• Parabens

• Phthalates

• SLS sulfates

• Benzene or benzene derivatives

• Silicones & siloxanes

• Toxic preservatives

• Toxic pigments

• Questionable mystery compounds

• Anything that sounds like it belongs in a garage, not a bottle

If science suggests something might be harmful, we don’t argue with science. We remove it and move on.

Transparency Policy

We list every ingredient.
No “proprietary blends.”
No secret formulas.
No witness protection for chemicals.

Because if something touches your skin, you deserve to know its full name and its intentions.

In Summary

We can’t undo what you touched.
But we can make sure what you use afterward is safe, clean, and responsibly made.

That’s the Questionable Hygiene Standard
Strict on ingredients.
Flexible on life decisions.