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WHAT DID YOU TOUCH ?!
Some situations require more than water.
Others require not thinking about it afterward.
Our Hand Wash products are designed for moments involving questionable surfaces, unfamiliar textures, and decisions you would prefer not to relive. Each formula cleans effectively while remaining gentle on skin, because your hands have already been through enough.
Formulated to remove residue, uncertainty, and a reasonable amount of regret.
Use once. Use twice. Use until you feel comfortable touching things again.
Recommended for:
• Public spaces
• Shared environments
• Human interaction
This category exists for a reason.
Some situations require more than water.
Others require not thinking about it afterward.
Our Hand Wash products are designed for moments involving questionable surfaces, unfamiliar textures, and decisions you would prefer not to relive. Each formula cleans effectively while remaining gentle on skin, because your hands have already been through enough.
Formulated to remove residue, uncertainty, and a reasonable amount of regret.
Use once. Use twice. Use until you feel comfortable touching things again.
Recommended for:
• Public spaces
• Shared environments
•...
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You said yes to the soap. Permission was granted. Consequences followed. Consent to Clean™ is a gentle formulation that removes fingerprints, assumptions, and unnecessary enthusiasm. Hydrating ingredients ensure hands remain soft, even if judgment was not. Freshly fragranced and respectfully effective. Indicated...Regular price $24.99Regular priceUnit price per
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For when business became personal. Professionalism occasionally expires after sunset. After Hours Hand Wash is crafted to cleanse hands that participated in activities outside standard operating procedure. Hydrating and smoothing, it restores composure while a subtle fragrance lingers just long enough to suggest...Regular price $24.99Regular priceUnit price per
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Things escalated. This de-escalates. When boundaries blur and hands wander, recovery begins here. Second Base Sanitizer delivers a smooth, hydrating cleanse designed to reset expectations and remove lingering implications. Gentle enough for daily use, effective enough for nights that ran long. Leaves hands...Regular price $24.99Regular priceUnit price per
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Some touching should have stayed theoretical. There are moments when curiosity exceeds judgment. This is for afterward. Inappropriate Contact Cleanser is a gentle, hydrating hand wash formulated to remove evidence of enthusiasm and poor surface selection. Enriched with moisturizing ingredients, it cleans thoroughly without...Regular price $24.99Regular priceUnit price per
