Questionable Residue Remover - Hand Soap
Eliminates things you don’t remember touching.
Some substances cannot be identified. Others should not be revisited. Questionable Residue Remover is a gentle, hydrating hand wash designed for moments when soap was not optional. Formulated with Hydrating Betaine, it cleans thoroughly while helping hands recover from whatever just happened. The subtle scent of fresh mint and cedarwood lingers long enough to reassure you—and anyone nearby—that corrective action was taken.
Indicated for: • Unknown surfaces • Public objects • Regret-based contact How to Use Apply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse. Repeat if you remember more.
Results Hands feel smooth, hydrated, and emotionally distant from the incident.
Hydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type),
Ingredients: Betaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Fruit Extract, Betaine Aqua/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbatel ➀ Ingredients from organic farming
Eliminates things you don’t remember touching.
Some substances cannot be identified. Others should not be revisited. Questionable Residue Remover is a gentle, hydrating hand wash designed for moments when soap was not optional. Formulated with Hydrating Betaine, it cleans thoroughly while helping hands recover from whatever just happened. The subtle scent of fresh mint and cedarwood lingers long enough to reassure you—and anyone nearby—that corrective action was taken.
Indicated for: • Unknown surfaces • Public objects • Regret-based contact How to Use Apply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse. Repeat if you remember more.
Results Hands feel smooth, hydrated, and emotionally distant from the incident.
Hydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type),
Ingredients: Betaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Fruit Extract, Betaine Aqua/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbatel ➀ Ingredients from organic farming
Our products are made fresh to order — because greatness (and mild chaos) can’t be rushed. Once you place your order, our highly trained team of ingredient wranglers springs into action.
First, someone must politely negotiate with the Soybean Council for premium wax, while another ventures into the Wild Fragrance Fields to harvest only the most suspiciously delightful scents. Meanwhile, our soap specialists carefully coax moisturizing ingredients out of hiding with reassuring compliments and tiny lab coats.
This delicate expedition usually takes up to 3 business days for processing before your goods are boxed and sent on their heroic journey to you. Shipping speed after that depends on the method you choose at checkout — from “respectably prompt” to “why is the delivery driver already at my door?”