What Did I Touch?! - Hand Soap
What Did I Touch?!
Soap Removes sins, fingerprints, and shame. At some point, contact was made. Details are unclear. Soap is required.
What Did I Touch?! Soap is a gentle, hydrating hand wash formulated for moments involving unknown surfaces, unexpected textures, and immediate regret. Infused with Hydrating Betaine, it cleans thoroughly while helping hands recover from poor decisions.
A subtle blend of sweet vanilla and warm amber lingers on the skin, creating the impression that everything is fine now. Indicated for: • Public handles • Shared equipment • Moments of realization
How to Use: Apply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse off. Repeat until the memory fades. Results Hands feel smooth, hydrated, and morally reset. Hydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Gluten Free (Claims), Nut Free (Claims), Vegan (Claims), Natural Certified (Claims), Allergen Label Free (Claims), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type)
Ingredients: Betaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Fruit Extract, Betaine Aqua/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate ➀ Ingredients from organic farming
What Did I Touch?!
Soap Removes sins, fingerprints, and shame. At some point, contact was made. Details are unclear. Soap is required.
What Did I Touch?! Soap is a gentle, hydrating hand wash formulated for moments involving unknown surfaces, unexpected textures, and immediate regret. Infused with Hydrating Betaine, it cleans thoroughly while helping hands recover from poor decisions.
A subtle blend of sweet vanilla and warm amber lingers on the skin, creating the impression that everything is fine now. Indicated for: • Public handles • Shared equipment • Moments of realization
How to Use: Apply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse off. Repeat until the memory fades. Results Hands feel smooth, hydrated, and morally reset. Hydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Gluten Free (Claims), Nut Free (Claims), Vegan (Claims), Natural Certified (Claims), Allergen Label Free (Claims), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type)
Ingredients: Betaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Fruit Extract, Betaine Aqua/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate ➀ Ingredients from organic farming
Our products are made fresh to order — because greatness (and mild chaos) can’t be rushed. Once you place your order, our highly trained team of ingredient wranglers springs into action.
First, someone must politely negotiate with the Soybean Council for premium wax, while another ventures into the Wild Fragrance Fields to harvest only the most suspiciously delightful scents. Meanwhile, our soap specialists carefully coax moisturizing ingredients out of hiding with reassuring compliments and tiny lab coats.
This delicate expedition usually takes up to 3 business days for processing before your goods are boxed and sent on their heroic journey to you. Shipping speed after that depends on the method you choose at checkout — from “respectably prompt” to “why is the delivery driver already at my door?”