Hot Garbage at Noon - Soy Wax Candle
Sun-warmed regret with a top note of “who left this here?”
Confidence peaks at midday. So does odor.
Hot Garbage at Noon recreates the emotional intensity of walking past a dumpster that has been thinking about you all morning. Beneath the chaos lies a surprisingly elegant wildflower scent, proving that even questionable environments can contain unexpected beauty.
Warm throw. Bold character. Zero shame.
Notes: Wild Flower
Mood: Aggressive clarity
Best enjoyed with windows slightly open.
Candle size is 6.8cm in height and 5.8cm in diameter.
Natural soy wax, Cotton wick, Gentle aroma, body-care, Gluten Free (Claims), Nut Free (Claims), Vegan (Claims), White (Packaging color), Transparent (Packaging color) Soy wax Cotton wick Parfum Contains: Parfum (Citronellol, Geranyl Acetate, Phenylethyl Alcohol, Benzyl Salicylate, Limonene).
Sun-warmed regret with a top note of “who left this here?”
Confidence peaks at midday. So does odor.
Hot Garbage at Noon recreates the emotional intensity of walking past a dumpster that has been thinking about you all morning. Beneath the chaos lies a surprisingly elegant wildflower scent, proving that even questionable environments can contain unexpected beauty.
Warm throw. Bold character. Zero shame.
Notes: Wild Flower
Mood: Aggressive clarity
Best enjoyed with windows slightly open.
Candle size is 6.8cm in height and 5.8cm in diameter.
Natural soy wax, Cotton wick, Gentle aroma, body-care, Gluten Free (Claims), Nut Free (Claims), Vegan (Claims), White (Packaging color), Transparent (Packaging color) Soy wax Cotton wick Parfum Contains: Parfum (Citronellol, Geranyl Acetate, Phenylethyl Alcohol, Benzyl Salicylate, Limonene).
Our products are made fresh to order — because greatness (and mild chaos) can’t be rushed. Once you place your order, our highly trained team of ingredient wranglers springs into action.
First, someone must politely negotiate with the Soybean Council for premium wax, while another ventures into the Wild Fragrance Fields to harvest only the most suspiciously delightful scents. Meanwhile, our soap specialists carefully coax moisturizing ingredients out of hiding with reassuring compliments and tiny lab coats.
This delicate expedition usually takes up to 3 business days for processing before your goods are boxed and sent on their heroic journey to you. Shipping speed after that depends on the method you choose at checkout — from “respectably prompt” to “why is the delivery driver already at my door?”