The “I Slept 8 Hours” Oil - Calming Facial Oil
Calming Facial Oil for People Who Definitely Didn’t Sleep 8 Hours
Look refreshed. Feel moisturized. Continue lying about your sleep schedule.
The “I Slept 8 Hours” Oil is our soothing, glow-boosting facial oil designed to make your skin look like it spent the night drinking water, meditating, and going to bed at 9:30… even if you actually spent it doom-scrolling, stress-snacking, or wondering why you remembered that embarrassing thing from 2007.
This lightweight, calming blend helps hydrate, soften, and smooth the look of tired, cranky skin while giving you that well-rested, “I absolutely have my life together” glow. It absorbs quickly, won’t leave you looking like a buttered dinner roll, and plays nicely with your other skincare (and your emotional baggage).
Perfect for:
✔ Fake-looking well-rested skin
✔ Calming the appearance of stress and late nights
✔ Morning routines that start with denial
✔ Anyone who says “just one more episode”
Apply a few drops, take a deep breath, and prepare to accept compliments like:
“Wow, you look so refreshed!”
Your secret’s safe with us. Probably.
Questionable Hygiene — Necessary products for questionable situations.
Gluten Free (Claims), Nut Free (Claims), Vegan (Claims), Organic Certified (Claims), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type)
Ingredients: CBD (Active ingredients), Hemp Seed Oil, Cannabidiol Cannabis Sativa (Hemp) Seed Oil➀, Decyl Cocoate, Undecane, Tridecane, Cannabidiol - Derived From Extract Or Tincture Or Resin Of Cannabis, Tocopherol, Parfum/Fragrance, Limonene➁, Linalool➁, Citral➁ ➀ Ingredients from organic farming ➁ From natural essential oils
Calming Facial Oil for People Who Definitely Didn’t Sleep 8 Hours
Look refreshed. Feel moisturized. Continue lying about your sleep schedule.
The “I Slept 8 Hours” Oil is our soothing, glow-boosting facial oil designed to make your skin look like it spent the night drinking water, meditating, and going to bed at 9:30… even if you actually spent it doom-scrolling, stress-snacking, or wondering why you remembered that embarrassing thing from 2007.
This lightweight, calming blend helps hydrate, soften, and smooth the look of tired, cranky skin while giving you that well-rested, “I absolutely have my life together” glow. It absorbs quickly, won’t leave you looking like a buttered dinner roll, and plays nicely with your other skincare (and your emotional baggage).
Perfect for:
✔ Fake-looking well-rested skin
✔ Calming the appearance of stress and late nights
✔ Morning routines that start with denial
✔ Anyone who says “just one more episode”
Apply a few drops, take a deep breath, and prepare to accept compliments like:
“Wow, you look so refreshed!”
Your secret’s safe with us. Probably.
Questionable Hygiene — Necessary products for questionable situations.
Gluten Free (Claims), Nut Free (Claims), Vegan (Claims), Organic Certified (Claims), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type)
Ingredients: CBD (Active ingredients), Hemp Seed Oil, Cannabidiol Cannabis Sativa (Hemp) Seed Oil➀, Decyl Cocoate, Undecane, Tridecane, Cannabidiol - Derived From Extract Or Tincture Or Resin Of Cannabis, Tocopherol, Parfum/Fragrance, Limonene➁, Linalool➁, Citral➁ ➀ Ingredients from organic farming ➁ From natural essential oils
Our products are made fresh to order — because greatness (and mild chaos) can’t be rushed. Once you place your order, our highly trained team of ingredient wranglers springs into action.
First, someone must politely negotiate with the Soybean Council for premium wax, while another ventures into the Wild Fragrance Fields to harvest only the most suspiciously delightful scents. Meanwhile, our soap specialists carefully coax moisturizing ingredients out of hiding with reassuring compliments and tiny lab coats.
This delicate expedition usually takes up to 3 business days for processing before your goods are boxed and sent on their heroic journey to you. Shipping speed after that depends on the method you choose at checkout — from “respectably prompt” to “why is the delivery driver already at my door?”