Post-Toilet Survival Cleanser - Hand Soap
You made it out. Barely.
Not all bathrooms are created equal. Some experiences require documentation. This one requires soap. Post-Toilet Survival Cleanser is a gentle, hydrating hand wash formulated for recovery after situations best left unexamined.
Powered by Hydrating Betaine, it smooths and moisturizes hands that have endured more than anticipated, while a subtle blend of cardamom and warm spices lingers just long enough to suggest that everything is under control now.
Indicated for: • Shared restrooms • Questionable stall locks • Unexpected eye contact
How to Use: Apply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse off. Wash again if confidence has not returned. Results Clean, hydrated hands and the faint illusion of safety.
Hydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Gluten Free (Claims), Nut Free (Claims), Vegan (Claims), Natural Certified (Claims), Allergen Label Free (Claims), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type)
Ingredients: Betaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Fruit Extract, Betaine Aqua/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate ➀ Ingredients from organic farming
You made it out. Barely.
Not all bathrooms are created equal. Some experiences require documentation. This one requires soap. Post-Toilet Survival Cleanser is a gentle, hydrating hand wash formulated for recovery after situations best left unexamined.
Powered by Hydrating Betaine, it smooths and moisturizes hands that have endured more than anticipated, while a subtle blend of cardamom and warm spices lingers just long enough to suggest that everything is under control now.
Indicated for: • Shared restrooms • Questionable stall locks • Unexpected eye contact
How to Use: Apply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse off. Wash again if confidence has not returned. Results Clean, hydrated hands and the faint illusion of safety.
Hydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Gluten Free (Claims), Nut Free (Claims), Vegan (Claims), Natural Certified (Claims), Allergen Label Free (Claims), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type)
Ingredients: Betaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Fruit Extract, Betaine Aqua/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate ➀ Ingredients from organic farming
Our products are made fresh to order — because greatness (and mild chaos) can’t be rushed. Once you place your order, our highly trained team of ingredient wranglers springs into action.
First, someone must politely negotiate with the Soybean Council for premium wax, while another ventures into the Wild Fragrance Fields to harvest only the most suspiciously delightful scents. Meanwhile, our soap specialists carefully coax moisturizing ingredients out of hiding with reassuring compliments and tiny lab coats.
This delicate expedition usually takes up to 3 business days for processing before your goods are boxed and sent on their heroic journey to you. Shipping speed after that depends on the method you choose at checkout — from “respectably prompt” to “why is the delivery driver already at my door?”