Bathroom Hands Amnesty Soap - Hand Soap
We forgive you. The soap does not forget. Mistakes were made.
This product exists so we can all move on. Bathroom Hands Amnesty Soap is a gentle, hydrating body wash designed to cleanse hands and skin without stripping away moisture—or dignity. Infused with carefully selected hydrating ingredients, it leaves skin feeling fresh, soft, and delicately fragranced, as if the incident never occurred.
The soap offers forgiveness. The record remains sealed.
Indicated for: • Post-bathroom survival • Shared facilities • Situations requiring closure
How to Use Apply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse off. Redemption is not guaranteed. Results Clean, moisturized skin and conditional absolution.
Hydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type),
Betaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Betaine, Berry extract Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Citric Acid, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Parfum, Benzyl Alcohol, Vaccinium Myrtillus (Blueberry) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Chloride, Limonene➁, Citronellol➁, Citral➁, Benzyl Salicylate➁, Geraniol➁, Linalool➁ ➀ Ingredients from organic farming ➁ From natural essential oils
We forgive you. The soap does not forget. Mistakes were made.
This product exists so we can all move on. Bathroom Hands Amnesty Soap is a gentle, hydrating body wash designed to cleanse hands and skin without stripping away moisture—or dignity. Infused with carefully selected hydrating ingredients, it leaves skin feeling fresh, soft, and delicately fragranced, as if the incident never occurred.
The soap offers forgiveness. The record remains sealed.
Indicated for: • Post-bathroom survival • Shared facilities • Situations requiring closure
How to Use Apply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse off. Redemption is not guaranteed. Results Clean, moisturized skin and conditional absolution.
Hydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type),
Betaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Betaine, Berry extract Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Citric Acid, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Parfum, Benzyl Alcohol, Vaccinium Myrtillus (Blueberry) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Chloride, Limonene➁, Citronellol➁, Citral➁, Benzyl Salicylate➁, Geraniol➁, Linalool➁ ➀ Ingredients from organic farming ➁ From natural essential oils
Our products are made fresh to order — because greatness (and mild chaos) can’t be rushed. Once you place your order, our highly trained team of ingredient wranglers springs into action.
First, someone must politely negotiate with the Soybean Council for premium wax, while another ventures into the Wild Fragrance Fields to harvest only the most suspiciously delightful scents. Meanwhile, our soap specialists carefully coax moisturizing ingredients out of hiding with reassuring compliments and tiny lab coats.
This delicate expedition usually takes up to 3 business days for processing before your goods are boxed and sent on their heroic journey to you. Shipping speed after that depends on the method you choose at checkout — from “respectably prompt” to “why is the delivery driver already at my door?”