{"product_id":"post-toilet-survival-cleanser","title":"Post-Toilet Survival Cleanser - Hand Soap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou made it out. Barely. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot all bathrooms are created equal. Some experiences require documentation. This one requires soap. Post-Toilet Survival Cleanser is a gentle, hydrating hand wash formulated for recovery after situations best left unexamined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePowered by Hydrating Betaine, it smooths and moisturizes hands that have endured more than anticipated, while a subtle blend of cardamom and warm spices lingers just long enough to suggest that everything is under control now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIndicated for:\u003c\/strong\u003e • Shared restrooms • Questionable stall locks • Unexpected eye contact\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e Apply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse off. Wash again if confidence has not returned. Results Clean, hydrated hands and the faint illusion of safety.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Gluten Free (Claims), Nut Free (Claims), Vegan (Claims), Natural Certified (Claims), Allergen Label Free (Claims), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Betaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Fruit Extract, Betaine Aqua\/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum\/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate ➀ Ingredients from organic farming\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Selfnamed","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":51370837770557,"sku":"166976","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/5197\/2669\/files\/zjrvJQRDjkyevzdAZPr0fa7uV4uSnEBP.jpg?v=1770748598","url":"https:\/\/questionablehygiene.com\/products\/post-toilet-survival-cleanser","provider":"Questionable Hygiene","version":"1.0","type":"link"}