{"product_id":"bathroom-hands-amnesty-soap","title":"Bathroom Hands Amnesty Soap - Hand Soap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe forgive you. The soap does not forget. Mistakes were made. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product exists so we can all move on. Bathroom Hands Amnesty Soap is a gentle, hydrating body wash designed to cleanse hands and skin without stripping away moisture—or dignity. Infused with carefully selected hydrating ingredients, it leaves skin feeling fresh, soft, and delicately fragranced, as if the incident never occurred.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe soap offers forgiveness. The record remains sealed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIndicated for: • Post-bathroom survival • Shared facilities • Situations requiring closure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow to Use Apply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse off. Redemption is not guaranteed. Results Clean, moisturized skin and conditional absolution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type),\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBetaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Betaine, Berry extract Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Citric Acid, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Parfum, Benzyl Alcohol, Vaccinium Myrtillus (Blueberry) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Chloride, Limonene➁, Citronellol➁, Citral➁, Benzyl Salicylate➁, Geraniol➁, Linalool➁ ➀ Ingredients from organic farming ➁ From natural essential oils\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Selfnamed","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":51370872996157,"sku":"166983","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/5197\/2669\/files\/13_q2KPLjOo-NIJ9_dYnNFaC4lfCudbm.jpg?v=1770749883","url":"https:\/\/questionablehygiene.com\/products\/bathroom-hands-amnesty-soap","provider":"Questionable Hygiene","version":"1.0","type":"link"}