{"title":"Best Selling","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"71\" data-start=\"21\"\u003eSome products are popular.\u003cbr data-end=\"50\" data-start=\"47\"\u003eThese were necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"71\" data-start=\"21\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"432\" data-start=\"73\"\u003eWelcome to our \u003cstrong data-end=\"115\" data-start=\"88\"\u003eBest Selling Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e — the items customers reach for most often, usually after an incident, a realization, or a moment of silence followed by, \u003cem data-end=\"266\" data-start=\"238\"\u003e“…I should wash my hands.”\u003c\/em\u003e These are the formulas that have earned repeat use, strong loyalty, and quiet respect across bathrooms, kitchens, offices, and other locations where things occurred.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"708\" data-start=\"434\"\u003eEach top performer in this category has been tested extensively in real-world conditions involving questionable surfaces, unexpected textures, and decisions made in confidence. The result: reliable cleansers, restorers, and recovery agents people trust when it matters most.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"708\" data-start=\"434\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"856\" data-start=\"710\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"738\" data-start=\"710\"\u003eWhy these sell the most:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"741\" data-start=\"738\"\u003e• They work\u003cbr data-end=\"755\" data-start=\"752\"\u003e• They’re gentle on skin\u003cbr data-end=\"782\" data-start=\"779\"\u003e• They correct situations efficiently\u003cbr data-end=\"822\" data-start=\"819\"\u003e• They restore public confidence\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"856\" data-start=\"710\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"958\" data-start=\"858\"\u003eRecommended for first-time customers, repeat offenders, and anyone ready to upgrade their standards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"958\" data-start=\"858\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1004\" data-start=\"960\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1004\" data-start=\"960\"\u003eStart with these. You’ll understand why.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"questionable-residue-remover","title":"Questionable Residue Remover - Hand Soap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEliminates things you don’t remember touching. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome substances cannot be identified. Others should not be revisited. Questionable Residue Remover is a gentle, hydrating hand wash designed for moments when soap was not optional. Formulated with Hydrating Betaine, it cleans thoroughly while helping hands recover from whatever just happened. The subtle scent of fresh mint and cedarwood lingers long enough to reassure you—and anyone nearby—that corrective action was taken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIndicated for: \u003c\/strong\u003e• Unknown surfaces • Public objects • Regret-based contact How to Use Apply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse. Repeat if you remember more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eResults Hands feel smooth, hydrated, and emotionally distant from the incident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type),\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Betaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Fruit Extract, Betaine Aqua\/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum\/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbatel ➀ Ingredients from organic farming\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Selfnamed","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":51370818699581,"sku":"166972","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/5197\/2669\/files\/c6XUtvm5yjTc9pHGpkDTCIn3wEAey6t9.jpg?v=1770748810"},{"product_id":"post-toilet-survival-cleanser","title":"Post-Toilet Survival Cleanser - Hand Soap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou made it out. Barely. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot all bathrooms are created equal. Some experiences require documentation. This one requires soap. Post-Toilet Survival Cleanser is a gentle, hydrating hand wash formulated for recovery after situations best left unexamined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePowered by Hydrating Betaine, it smooths and moisturizes hands that have endured more than anticipated, while a subtle blend of cardamom and warm spices lingers just long enough to suggest that everything is under control now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIndicated for:\u003c\/strong\u003e • Shared restrooms • Questionable stall locks • Unexpected eye contact\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e Apply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse off. Wash again if confidence has not returned. Results Clean, hydrated hands and the faint illusion of safety.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Gluten Free (Claims), Nut Free (Claims), Vegan (Claims), Natural Certified (Claims), Allergen Label Free (Claims), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Betaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Fruit Extract, Betaine Aqua\/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum\/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate ➀ Ingredients from organic farming\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Selfnamed","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":51370837770557,"sku":"166976","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/5197\/2669\/files\/zjrvJQRDjkyevzdAZPr0fa7uV4uSnEBP.jpg?v=1770748598"},{"product_id":"what-did-i-touch","title":"What Did I Touch?! - Hand Soap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat Did I Touch?! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoap Removes sins, fingerprints, and shame. At some point, contact was made. Details are unclear. Soap is required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat Did I Touch?! Soap is a gentle, hydrating hand wash formulated for moments involving unknown surfaces, unexpected textures, and immediate regret. Infused with Hydrating Betaine, it cleans thoroughly while helping hands recover from poor decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA subtle blend of sweet vanilla and warm amber lingers on the skin, creating the impression that everything is fine now. Indicated for: • Public handles • Shared equipment • Moments of realization\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e Apply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse off. Repeat until the memory fades. Results Hands feel smooth, hydrated, and morally reset. Hydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Gluten Free (Claims), Nut Free (Claims), Vegan (Claims), Natural Certified (Claims), Allergen Label Free (Claims), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Betaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Fruit Extract, Betaine Aqua\/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum\/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate ➀ Ingredients from organic farming\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Selfnamed","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":51370865754429,"sku":"166980","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/5197\/2669\/files\/jqEP7ZEI0QIYQN6tNXwqxlQy49oN3T2g.jpg?v=1770749438"},{"product_id":"bathroom-hands-amnesty-soap","title":"Bathroom Hands Amnesty Soap - Hand Soap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe forgive you. The soap does not forget. Mistakes were made. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product exists so we can all move on. Bathroom Hands Amnesty Soap is a gentle, hydrating body wash designed to cleanse hands and skin without stripping away moisture—or dignity. Infused with carefully selected hydrating ingredients, it leaves skin feeling fresh, soft, and delicately fragranced, as if the incident never occurred.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe soap offers forgiveness. The record remains sealed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIndicated for: • Post-bathroom survival • Shared facilities • Situations requiring closure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow to Use Apply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse off. Redemption is not guaranteed. Results Clean, moisturized skin and conditional absolution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type),\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBetaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Betaine, Berry extract Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Citric Acid, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Parfum, Benzyl Alcohol, Vaccinium Myrtillus (Blueberry) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Chloride, Limonene➁, Citronellol➁, Citral➁, Benzyl Salicylate➁, Geraniol➁, Linalool➁ ➀ Ingredients from organic farming ➁ From natural essential oils\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Selfnamed","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":51370872996157,"sku":"166983","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/5197\/2669\/files\/13_q2KPLjOo-NIJ9_dYnNFaC4lfCudbm.jpg?v=1770749883"},{"product_id":"inappropriate-contact-cleanser-hand-wash","title":"Inappropriate Contact Cleanser - Hand Soap","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"278\" data-start=\"231\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"278\" data-start=\"231\"\u003eSome touching should have stayed theoretical.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"353\" data-start=\"280\"\u003eThere are moments when curiosity exceeds judgment. This is for afterward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"615\" data-start=\"355\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"389\" data-start=\"355\"\u003eInappropriate Contact Cleanser\u003c\/strong\u003e is a gentle, hydrating hand wash formulated to remove evidence of enthusiasm and poor surface selection. Enriched with moisturizing ingredients, it cleans thoroughly without stripping skin of comfort—or plausible deniability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"656\" data-start=\"617\"\u003eSubtly fragranced to suggest restraint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"751\" data-start=\"658\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"676\" data-start=\"658\"\u003eIndicated for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"679\" data-start=\"676\"\u003e• Unplanned proximity\u003cbr data-end=\"703\" data-start=\"700\"\u003e• Overconfidence\u003cbr data-end=\"722\" data-start=\"719\"\u003e• Situations that escalated\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"862\" data-start=\"753\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"767\" data-start=\"753\"\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"770\" data-start=\"767\"\u003eApply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse off.\u003cbr data-end=\"826\" data-start=\"823\"\u003eReflection is optional. Soap is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type), \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Betaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Betaine, Berry extract Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Citric Acid, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Parfum, Benzyl Alcohol, Vaccinium Myrtillus (Blueberry) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Chloride, Limonene➁, Citronellol➁, Citral➁, Benzyl Salicylate➁, Geraniol➁, Linalool➁ ➀ Ingredients from organic farming ➁ From natural essential oils\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Selfnamed","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":51373798293821,"sku":"167261","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/5197\/2669\/files\/2nCUJ7QEeGisaZOb4PXrNUWjncpQYto9.jpg?v=1770823383"},{"product_id":"second-base-sanitizer-hand-wash","title":"Second Base Sanitizer - Hand Soap","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"938\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eThings escalated. This de-escalates.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"1000\"\u003eWhen boundaries blur and hands wander, recovery begins here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"1000\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1002\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1002\" data-end=\"1027\"\u003eSecond Base Sanitizer\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers a smooth, hydrating cleanse designed to reset expectations and remove lingering implications. Gentle enough for daily use, effective enough for nights that ran long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003eLeaves hands soft, refreshed, and significantly less suspicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1270\" data-end=\"1352\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1270\" data-end=\"1288\"\u003eIndicated for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1288\" data-end=\"1291\"\u003e• Mixed signals\u003cbr data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1309\"\u003e• Dim lighting\u003cbr data-start=\"1323\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003e• Regrettable confidence\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1270\" data-end=\"1352\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1368\"\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1368\" data-end=\"1371\"\u003eApply to damp skin, lather generously, and rinse.\u003cbr data-start=\"1420\" data-end=\"1423\"\u003eReturn to neutral territory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients: \u003c\/strong\u003eBetaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Fruit Extract, Betaine Aqua\/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum\/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbatel ➀ Ingredients from organic farming\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Selfnamed","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":51373913145661,"sku":"167286","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/5197\/2669\/files\/I6TjDUudBd6qCLhy0a6ynqGX128pH27b.jpg?v=1770827807"},{"product_id":"after-hours-hand-wash-hand-soap","title":"After Hours Hand Wash - Hand Soap","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1525\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1525\"\u003eFor when business became personal.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1577\"\u003eProfessionalism occasionally expires after sunset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1577\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1579\" data-end=\"1822\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1579\" data-end=\"1604\"\u003eAfter Hours Hand Wash\u003c\/strong\u003e is crafted to cleanse hands that participated in activities outside standard operating procedure. Hydrating and smoothing, it restores composure while a subtle fragrance lingers just long enough to suggest discretion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1824\" data-end=\"1882\"\u003eSuitable for office bathrooms and private reconsideration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1824\" data-end=\"1882\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1884\" data-end=\"1971\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1884\" data-end=\"1902\"\u003eIndicated for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1902\" data-end=\"1905\"\u003e• Late meetings\u003cbr data-start=\"1920\" data-end=\"1923\"\u003e• Close quarters\u003cbr data-start=\"1939\" data-end=\"1942\"\u003e• Policy violations (minor)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1884\" data-end=\"1971\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1973\" data-end=\"2075\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1973\" data-end=\"1987\"\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1987\" data-end=\"1990\"\u003eApply to damp skin, lather, and rinse thoroughly.\u003cbr data-start=\"2039\" data-end=\"2042\"\u003eMaintain eye contact if possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1973\" data-end=\"2075\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Gluten Free (Claims), Nut Free (Claims), Vegan (Claims), Natural Certified (Claims), Allergen Label Free (Claims), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type),\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients: \u003c\/strong\u003eBetaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Fruit Extract, Betaine Aqua\/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum\/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate ➀ Ingredients from organic farming\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Selfnamed","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":51373931462973,"sku":"167293","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/5197\/2669\/files\/3c0uyO49PZ8D7-Mo60q4IszIeQFk6CIG.jpg?v=1770828723"},{"product_id":"consent-to-clean-hand-soap","title":"Consent to Clean - Hand Soap","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"2109\" data-end=\"2136\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2109\" data-end=\"2136\"\u003eYou said yes to the soap.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2138\" data-end=\"2184\"\u003ePermission was granted. Consequences followed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2138\" data-end=\"2184\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2186\" data-end=\"2373\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2186\" data-end=\"2207\"\u003eConsent to Clean™\u003c\/strong\u003e is a gentle formulation that removes fingerprints, assumptions, and unnecessary enthusiasm. Hydrating ingredients ensure hands remain soft, even if judgment was not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2375\" data-end=\"2421\"\u003eFreshly fragranced and respectfully effective.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2375\" data-end=\"2421\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2423\" data-end=\"2529\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2423\" data-end=\"2441\"\u003eIndicated for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2441\" data-end=\"2444\"\u003e• Mutual misunderstandings\u003cbr data-start=\"2470\" data-end=\"2473\"\u003e• Enthusiastic participation\u003cbr data-start=\"2501\" data-end=\"2504\"\u003e• Shared responsibility\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2423\" data-end=\"2529\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2531\" data-end=\"2625\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2531\" data-end=\"2545\"\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2545\" data-end=\"2548\"\u003eApply to damp skin, lather thoroughly, and rinse off.\u003cbr data-start=\"2601\" data-end=\"2604\"\u003eAgreement is ongoing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHydrating, Gentle to skin, Vegan, body-care, Body wash (Type), Gluten Free (Claims), Nut Free (Claims), Vegan (Claims), Natural Certified (Claims), Allergen Label Free (Claims), Cleansing (Concern), Dehydrated skin (Concern), All skin types (Skin type)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Betaine (Active ingredients), Amber (Packaging color) Fruit Extract, Betaine Aqua\/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum\/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract➀, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate ➀ Ingredients from organic farming\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Selfnamed","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":51373947617597,"sku":"167298","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/5197\/2669\/files\/8Wkonv_6RksxD20ZfDUG4puWyyDxC73N.jpg?v=1770829175"},{"product_id":"damp-basement-aura-soy-wax-candle","title":"Damp Basement Aura - Soy Wax Candle","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1933\" data-end=\"1991\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1933\" data-end=\"1991\"\u003eNotes of mildew, poor decisions, and unfinished drywall.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1993\" data-end=\"2041\"\u003eSome basements are finished. Others are stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1993\" data-end=\"2041\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2043\" data-end=\"2323\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2043\" data-end=\"2065\"\u003eDamp Basement Aura\u003c\/strong\u003e evokes the subtle romance of exposed beams, faint humidity, and projects that were “almost done.” Hand-poured in soy wax for a clean, slow burn, this heather fragrance delivers a soft, floral calm that gently contradicts the name—like denial in candle form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2325\" data-end=\"2357\"\u003eComforting. Suspiciously serene.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2325\" data-end=\"2357\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2359\" data-end=\"2458\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2359\" data-end=\"2369\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heather\u003cbr data-start=\"2377\" data-end=\"2380\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2380\" data-end=\"2389\"\u003eMood:\u003c\/strong\u003e Architectural regret\u003cbr data-start=\"2410\" data-end=\"2413\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2413\" data-end=\"2458\"\u003eBurn in dry conditions for optimal irony.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCandle size is 6.8cm in height and 5.8cm in diameter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNatural soy wax, Cotton wick, Gentle aroma, body-care, Gluten Free (Claims), Nut Free (Claims), Vegan (Claims), White (Packaging color), Transparent (Packaging color) Soy wax Cotton wick Parfum Contains: Parfum (Benzyl Benzoate, Pelargonium Graveolens Flower Oil, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis Peel Oil, Eugenol, Citrus Aurantium Bergamia Peel Oil, Pogestemon Cablin Oil).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Selfnamed","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":51374033994045,"sku":"167310","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/5197\/2669\/files\/EeYJclpHS9hX7bgPF_XX4b7mlcAklCa.jpg?v=1770830824"},{"product_id":"hot-garbage-at-noon-soy-wax-candle","title":"Hot Garbage at Noon - Soy Wax Candle","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1381\" data-end=\"1441\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1381\" data-end=\"1441\"\u003eSun-warmed regret with a top note of “who left this here?”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1443\" data-end=\"1484\"\u003eConfidence peaks at midday. So does odor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1443\" data-end=\"1484\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1486\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1486\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003eHot Garbage at Noon\u003c\/strong\u003e recreates the emotional intensity of walking past a dumpster that has been thinking about you all morning. Beneath the chaos lies a surprisingly elegant wildflower scent, proving that even questionable environments can contain unexpected beauty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1757\" data-end=\"1796\"\u003eWarm throw. Bold character. Zero shame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1757\" data-end=\"1796\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1798\" data-end=\"1898\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1798\" data-end=\"1808\"\u003eNotes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wild Flower\u003cbr data-start=\"1820\" data-end=\"1823\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1823\" data-end=\"1832\"\u003eMood:\u003c\/strong\u003e Aggressive clarity\u003cbr data-start=\"1851\" data-end=\"1854\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1854\" data-end=\"1898\"\u003eBest enjoyed with windows slightly open.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCandle size is 6.8cm in height and 5.8cm in diameter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNatural soy wax, Cotton wick, Gentle aroma, body-care, Gluten Free (Claims), Nut Free (Claims), Vegan (Claims), White (Packaging color), Transparent (Packaging color) Soy wax Cotton wick Parfum Contains: Parfum (Citronellol, Geranyl Acetate, Phenylethyl Alcohol, Benzyl Salicylate, Limonene).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Selfnamed","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":51374036549949,"sku":"167315","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/5197\/2669\/files\/Da4vbr0cOS79IalzndGJgKGJDD7njTyg.jpg?v=1770830972"},{"product_id":"forgotten-gym-bag-soy-wax-candle","title":"Forgotten Gym Bag - Soy Wax Candle","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"861\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"861\"\u003eFermented ambition with undertones of synthetic fabric.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"909\"\u003eIt started with goals. It ended with moisture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"909\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"911\" data-end=\"1226\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"911\" data-end=\"932\"\u003eForgotten Gym Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e honors dedication, sweat equity, and the moment you realize the bag has been in your car for three days. Crafted with premium soy wax for a clean, consistent burn, this moss-inspired fragrance delivers a surprisingly earthy, grounded aroma that feels far more composed than the title suggests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1228\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003eAthletic intention. 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